France is a country famous for food, wine, chauvinism, and existential dread \u2014 a sort of banal but cloying internal crisis popularized by philosophers like Jean-Paul Sartre in the 20th century. It focuses on the pain of being a free-thinking and acting human being laden with responsibilities. If you don\u2019t know what I\u2019m talking about, then good for you<\/i>.<\/p>\n
But before your average French folk had the leisure time, espresso, and cigarettes to do much deep thinking on unhappiness, there was another kind of crisis in France: the kind where hinterland-dwelling hellbeasts eviscerated women and children by the hundreds. While being crushed by the unbearable weight of your own autonomy is<\/i> sort of exciting in its own way, this here is an article about hellbeasts eating French peasants.<\/p>\n
Between 1764 and 1767, something killed a lot of people in and around the forests of G\u00e9vaudan in Southern France. Sources vary on the details, but over 100 people were maimed or killed by some devil, a roving rural nightmare with a consistent modus operandi: it preferred to attack women and children, often ripping their throats out, and then eating their heads off. While existential dread would, 150 years later, tap a human fear of living, the Beast of G\u00e9vaudan<\/strong> made flesh the universal animal fear of being eaten to death by predators, at a time when many people lived very close to nature.<\/p>\n While this murderous spree only lasted a few years, the mystery as to what\u2014or who\u2014killed the villagers of G\u00e9vaudan remains to this day, prompting educated speculation by modern scholars and 2001 French action films alike. But what was it, and did it act alone?<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Look, I hate to break it to you, but the only thing 23andMe delivers more consistently than news of abnormal genetic mutations is a sense of disappointment in the sensibilities of one\u2019s ancestors.<\/p>\n While French nobility in the 18th century normally would have concerned themselves more with extracting unpaid labor from peasants than with their general welfare, word of a beast stomping through the quaint French countryside and making meals of the heads of innocent women and children was macabre enough to instill a certain sense of noblesse oblige<\/i> (or at least a bit of idee fixe<\/i>) in the landed upper classes. The stories of the killings spread via faits divers<\/i> reporting\u201418th-century true crime stories\u2014and nobles, for all their other failings, could at least read.<\/p>\n King Louis XV must have been a true crime fan, or at least a fan of distracting his subjects from a recent string of military defeats to the British and Prussians, as well as a generally merde<\/i> French economy, because he decided to make a kingly big deal out of hunting the Beast down.<\/p>\n After months of negotiations and budgetary deliberations among the various branches of government, Louis XV finally got a scant amount of funding to begin assembling a small group of hunters to\u2014<\/p>\n OK, OK, just messing with you.<\/p>\n Louis XV was king! He threw a shitload of money and men at the problem, no questions asked. In fact, he was so generous on this front, that he even allowed several nobles to spend their own money on the problem. All told, a veritable army of civilians, huntsmen, bloodhounds, and also the actual army were tapped to put an end to this Beast.<\/p>\n You\u2019re welcome.<\/p>\n The Kingdom of France had some rough ideas of what they might be looking for. Not every victim had their head gnawed off. Some, like little Jacques Portefaix or Marie-Jeanne Vallet, managed to fend off the Beast and became folk heroes as their stories spread.<\/p>\n Such survivor accounts led to some rough and varied descriptions of the attacker. The beast had the general physicality of a wolf, but was about the size of a calf\u2014which, depending on exact age, can be several hundred pounds. Depending on the source, the beast had red fur with stripes on its back, or jet black that made it melt into the night. It also had a long snout that was by turns either calf-, pig-, or wolf-like; big claws, or hooves, or big paws with hooves for <\/i>claws; and laser eyes. Well, no laser eyes, but you see how easily these rumors can snowball.<\/p>\n Artist\u2019s renderings did little to narrow the list of suspects, then and now. Sketches of the Beast apparently predate accurate depictions of faunae, or human ability to draw a dog, so most of the images show what appears to be a bear-size squirrel with a bald tail, drawn by someone who had only read about quadrupeds in books, and who also maybe couldn\u2019t read so good.<\/p>\n Abilities\u2014some of them supernatural\u2014were also attributed to the Beast: an amazing leap and the ability to stand on its hind legs sound like they could be leads, but bulletproof skin and a Lazarus-like knack for returning from the dead sit a bit closer to the \u201ctotal bullshit\u201d end of the truth spectrum here.<\/p>\n Right. Article\u2019s over. Have a good one!<\/p>\n What, not good enough?<\/p>\n All right, there has<\/i> of course been a lot of conjecture over the years. As you might imagine from the descriptions above, there\u2019s a wide range of suspects that could be put into a lineup.<\/p>\n Combining all of the aforementioned characteristics yields some sort of chimera hybrid monstrosity lacking any kind of basis in zoology, rather than something real, like a rogue felid or feral jackalope. But if you cherry pick the anecdotal evidence\u2014and who doesn\u2019t like doing that?\u2014and view the illustrations with a big grain of salt, consider context, and examine the more reality-based behaviors exhibited by the Beast, we can draw some of the more likely conclusions. Let\u2019s narrow the possibilities down to the most likely candidates:<\/p>\n There is some rough evidence that one or two large, rogue wolves may have been responsible for at least some of the attacks in G\u00e9vaudan. In September 1765, Louis XV\u2019s own bodyguard\/gunman Fran\u00e7ois Antoine shot and killed the first of these canids. He even got a reward for doing it, but relief was short lived.<\/p>\n After two months passed, the killings resumed, with another 30 or so dead over the course of a year and a half\u2014 and this time, without aid from the king, who assumed the problem had been solved. In June 1767, Jean Chastel, a local farmer, managed to bag the other big wolf, and the killings seem to have stopped after this. These slain wolves joined another 100 or so wolves killed in the region during this time, so it was clear that wolves were the default suspect.<\/p>\n At the time, wolves were like the second-most threatening animal, right after other humans. Loads of deaths were blamed on wolf attacks, and for all we know, sure, that\u2019s what happened here. But modern wolf research doesn\u2019t seem to back the wolf theory for G\u00e9vaudan. It\u2019s rare for wolves to go out of their way to attack humans (they prefer to avoid us), and hunting alone isn\u2019t typical for pack animals. It\u2019s possible that there was more than one Beast of G\u00e9vaudan, given the timeline and locations of the attacks, as well as varying descriptions of appearance, but they don\u2019t appear to have worked together.<\/p>\n Still, the wolf hypothesis holds water for some sources. In Monsters of the G\u00e9vaudan: The Making of a Beast<\/i>, author Jay M. Smith, reaches the conclusion that the Beast was actually a wolf infestation. The Norwegian Institute for Nature Research agrees in its 2002 The Fear of Wolves <\/i>report, in spite of its editorial mission to reduce fear of wolves. And, in all fairness to this theory, no predator naturally hunts humans, so any culprit is going to be an outlier.<\/p>\n Local infantry leader Captain Jean Baptiste Duhamel pushed this theory:<\/p>\n \u201cYou will undoubtedly think, like I do, that this is a monster, the father of which is a lion. What its mother was remains to be seen.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n French naturalist Michel Louis posited in 2001 that the Beast was sired by Jean Chastel\u2019s red mastiff, and armored with boar skin, hence the bulletproofing and odd coloring. Cool imagination, Michel.<\/p>\n Hey, maybe the Beast of G\u00e9vaudan belonged to an unfamiliar species or subspecies. Take, for example, the European hyena, or mesonychids. These animals bear an uncanny resemblance to the popular descriptions of the Beast! Job: done. More after this cool picture of the Beast of G\u00e9vaudan . . .<\/p>\n Oh, wait. Both of those have been extinct for a stupid long time. Let\u2019s move on to some more likely culprits.<\/p>\n This one\u2019s just a personal theory of mine, but it does account for the varying physiological traits (the boys could have taken turns being the head). Alternatively, the Beast could have also been one or more humans behind a murderous hoax. Whenever a bunch of people turn up dead, \u201cother human\u201d does need to be placed near the top of the list of suspects.<\/p>\n But a human killer would have needed some kind of functional monster suit, as well as the commitment to eat their victims; or maybe they owned the Beast, as implied by Michel Louis\u2019 outfitted mastiff hybrid theory. But for me, we\u2019re getting into the weeds with this one.<\/p>\n I like this theory, and so does National Geographic. The Beast\u2019s physiology, odd fur configuration, hunting methods, attack patterns, and preference for open country all point toward something like a subadult male lion. It stands to reason that the locals knew what wolves looked like, so if it actually was a wolf, would we really have so many questions about its appearance or behavior?<\/p>\n Things start to make more sense if you consider that this may have been an exotic animal\u2014something rural peasants wouldn\u2019t be able to name\u2014that had been brought in captivity to the region by a wealthy collector. If it was indeed a juvenile male lion, its young, peach-fuzz mane could explain the odd coloring and fur. It used its claws as weapons, preferred to throttle victims\u2019 throats, attacked large livestock by jumping on their backs, and left polished skulls behind\u2014evidence of a rough, cat-like tongue licking them clean.<\/p>\n Broader context might help us figure this one out. The Beast of G\u00e9vaudan was just one (or two, or three) of a larger number of \u201cbeasts\u201d responsible for attacks in France during the 17th and 18th centuries. Maybe this was just a public craze. Something about a primordial fear of the wild that has plagued mankind since it first adopted the social contract in a bid to separate itself from the daily murder-hustle of a Hobbesian life. Perhaps we saw in animals what we feared in ourselves: an unshakeable vestigial will for violence, and a capacity for monstrousness.<\/p>\n Or maybe it was just that this all happened at a time when it was fashionable for the wealthy nobility to irresponsibly keep exotic animals in private menageries, some of them escaped unreported, and a bunch of peasants were eaten.<\/p>\n C\u2019est la vie.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" The Beast of G\u00e9vaudan may have killed hundreds of people in 18th-century France. But what was it?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":33,"featured_media":19801,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[274],"tags":[],"acf":{"show_faq":false,"faq_title":"","faq_description":"","faq_list_item":null},"yoast_head":"\nMy 23andMe Results Say I\u2019m Descended from French Nobility. What Were Their Thoughts About The Beast of G\u00e9vaudan?<\/h3>\n
I Get Why It Matters to Me Now, Thank You. But How Do You Kill The Beast of G\u00e9vaudan<\/strong> If You Don\u2019t Know What It Is?<\/h3>\n
OK, So We Just Don\u2019t Know What The Beast of G\u00e9vaudan Actually Was?<\/h3>\n
1. Was the Beast of G\u00e9vaudan really some rogue wolves?<\/strong><\/h4>\n
2. Or maybe the Beast of G\u00e9vaudan was a hybrid<\/strong><\/h4>\n
3. Or, better yet, maybe the Beast of G\u00e9vaudan was just some unknown, unfamiliar, or archaic animals<\/h4>\n
4. I’ve got it! The Beast of G\u00e9vaudan was really two schoolboys in a horse costume<\/h4>\n
5. The Beast of G\u00e9vaudan: Big Cats?<\/h4>\n
So, after all that, what was the Beast of G\u00e9vaudan?<\/h3>\n